You don't have day dreams anymore - you have TAY dreams! (From ?)
You hitched a ride on that probe thing that went to mars in search of Zac. . . (From ?)
You have visited every hanson site on the web - including your own twenty. (From ?)
You don't tell your friends who like hanson anything about new about hanson anymore because you want all the information for yourself (From ?)
All those friends who like hanson are named Tay, Ike, Zac, Avery, Your parents recieve a call from the Tulsa police explaining that you broke into Hansons house and tried to steal a pair of their boxers (luckily you have a pair of Tay stuffed your pocket. Hey what the police don't know, won't hurt them!) (From ?)
You name your goldfish Ike Tay and Zac and when they die play with you in your dreams as you flush them. (From?)
You scream your head off if someone tells you you missed a video of Hanson.(From shs11325)
You go baserk if you meet someone who knows more about Hanson than you do.(From shs11325)
Your making up a week worth of homework cuz you faked sick ALL week just to get I Will Come to You( From Baby Spice)
You just paid $99.95 for the new Hanson vid,you wanted it so bad you paid your friend for it(From Baby Spice)
You beat up your lil' sis when see asked if she could borrow the tape(From Baby Spice)
Every time you see the video another window breaks(from your screaming)(From Baby Spice)
Your mom took it away becuz you broke all the windows(From Baby Spice)
She gave it back becuz you took your lil' sis hostage and made her give it to you as ranson(From Baby Spice)
She had you sent to Juvi(From Baby Spice)
You got kicked out for driving the guard person insane singing I Will Come to You becuz she wouldn't let you see it(the vid)(From Baby Spice)
You brought your computer into the tv room so you could go online while watching the video(From Baby Spice)
Your begining to think maybe you actually are obsessed with Hanson(From Baby Spice)
You send in all your obsession signs even the dumb ones like all of the ones of mine before this(From Baby Spice)
You get the same color toothbrush Tay has, and u use crest toothpaste just like him. (From pengrl185)
You're sure that your Taylor poster was saying that he loved you in the middle of the night! IT WAS NOT A DREAM! (From Zac Attacks Girl Friend )
Your little sister is scared to enter your room because she's sure that one of the posters is actually one of the Hansons' because you talk to them to much! (From Zac Attacks Girl Friend)
You figured out a way to warp your cd to change the name Madeline in the song to your name! (From Zac Attacks Girl Friend )
You are asked to draw a picture of someone u know well from memory and you draw Taylor(or Isaac or Zac) and you realize your drew him perfectly(From lucy15011)
You keep on coming back here (From lucy15011)
You are soo crazy about Hanson you draw pictures of them on your schoolwork and your teacher fails you. (from Ashley)
You wear a gold band on your ring finger and change your name to ''Mrs. Hanson'' (From Ashley)
You put a big gap in your teeth and beg your parents to let you get clear braces. (from Ashley)
You write a letter to them and write 2990 pleases asking them to come roller blading with you (From Zac look-a-like and lover )
You start relating every word to hanson even though it annoys the hell out of your parents. e.g.cup-water-pool-Dust brothers-HANSON!!!(from Tay's gals)
You ask your patents if u can legally change your name to mmmbop(From Jennifer)
You scream and point out everything that's Red,Blue,or Green (From happypill)
You bought a copy of Middle of Nowhere that's still wrapped in it's plastic so they can sign that one instead of the one you listen to (From happypill)
You framed the T-Shirt that you got at their concert (From happypill)
You spend more time staring at your posters then you do talking to anyone in your room. (From happypill)
You have a notebook dedicated to each of them filled with just quotes from interviews (From happypill)
You ride your bike ten miles to the mall to get HITZ magazine (From happypill)
You stay up till two in the morning because you heard they were going to be on(From happypill)
You yell at people that try to change the channel even if you're video taping them at the same time (From happypill)
You buy magazines for ten dollars because they happen to mention Hanson once (From happypill)
You try and persuade your relatives that work in the record business to get them to move next door to you (From happypill)
You dress up your Zac look-alike cousin and put her hair in braids and start taking pictures (From happypill)
You plan on sending them a box of stuff with Legos and Silly Putty inside with a special recording of every song on the album put into one (From happypill)
You cant stand it if a person has seen or met hanson,you cry for weeks(From cadence845)
You memorize the Hanson Hotline number and their Snail-Mail address!(From missklts)
You took your favorite doll from when you were younger, cut her real long blonde locks to a little below shoulder length, exchange her pretty floral dress with black baggy pants, a maroon Adidas shirt, Airwalks, and about 10 necklaces and change her name from Tiffany Heather Smith to Jordan Taylor Hanson. (From Katie)
You demand your blonde friends to change their names to either Zac, Tay, or Ike so that when you talk to them you can imagine that they are Hanson. (From Katie)
Every night for dinner you demand to have Cocoa Puffs and Dr. Pepper because those are some foods that Tay likes. (From Katie)
You demand to be home schooled by your mom and have a math tutor named Ashley (From Katie)
While waiting for your food at a restaurant, you start eating salt just like Ike does. (From Katie)
You become a Pauly Shore fan just because Ike is. (From Katie)
You go to every flea market to try to find GI Joe bedsheets because Zac has them. (From Katie)
Just because Zac wanted to go to a body piercing place while on House of Style, you actually go to one and get your eyebrow pierced. (From Katie)
You buy Naya water because you saw Taylor had it in a picture (From WSalisb281)
You are so determined to invent some kind of slippers that are shapped like Hanson's heads and that say Mmmbop on one foot and Doobop on the other foot when you walk. You invent them then wear them to school and get detention. It is kinda unrealistic but you never know what people will do. (From Annabelle)
Your mom has started to threaten to take posters if you don't clean your room. (From Ruthann)
Your mom has actually gone as far as to take a poster from your wall because you didn't clean your room. (From Ruthann)
You enter the Jolly Rancher contest 1,000,000 times because you know that there is only 1 lucky winner and they only draw the winner out of the first million letters they recieve.(From Lisa)
You take a picture of one of your Hanson posters where it looks like they are singing in concert and then you show it to all your friends and say that you went to one of their concerts and you got front row seats, and you touched their shoes, and your friends actually believe you!(From Lisa)
You suffer through a whole day watching Kids Beat to see one really short clip of Hanson because they said that Hanson would be on there that day on Much Music, and then you find out they were just insulting either Hanson or Kids Beat! (From Lisa)
Even though you listen to your Middle of Nowhere cd any chance you get, which is any time, and you hear Hanson sing " Amy, Katie, Lucy, or Madeline " you go around screaming," They love me!" (If your name is one of those names) (From Lisa)
this is how you sing "Lucy" and "Madeline"...."Oh the day...that i left (your name)..." or "oh my (your name) here we go round again" (From Skipiebean)
You freeze frame every second of your taped copy of "Where's the love" and "Mmmbop" (From Skipiebean)
Instead of taking important history lecture notes, you're writing the words to MmmBop (From Skipiebean)
You spray CKBe cologne in your bed so you can imagine Taylor's in bed next to you (From Skipiebean)
You vow to beat up jennifer aniston, baby spice, and gwen stefani(From Skipiebean)
You must go by your middle name cause ike and tay do, even if you really don't like it (From Skipiebean)
You think everyone one around you is Ike,Tay or Zac you even kissed your neighbours cat thinking it was one of the Hansons (From Lynda)
You learn to blade just so if you meet Hanson you can go blading together (From Lynda)
You have a bunch of girls camping outside your house so they can hear your Hanson cd and don't have to buy there own (From Lynda)
You put messages in your yearbook saying Dear....(your name)see you in september I hope you remember me next year Love always (your fave Hanson)(From Lynda)
You buy a yellow walkie talkie and try to contact mars while in your underwear (From Lynda)
you copy all these obsession facts on your computer by hand and make everyone take a test,and when you have every single one checked, you realize" hey, i just wasted 100 pieces of paper to take a test when i know im already obsessed" (From Rita)
You claim you can actually "sense" when a Hanson video or song is being played.... Then, claim you don't lie. (From hubbydubby)
You bought a can of oil from their dad's company. (From zhd)
You've spent at least $100 on Hanson merchandise. (From zhd)
You've researched town history to see if they've ever lived near you. (From zhd)
You already have the outfit you are going to wear to a Hanson concert picked out... even though you have no idea weather they will come to your area.(From waffarat)
You change the Hale-Bopp comet to the MMM-Bop comet and start your own cult. (From boomeranggirl)
You have legally changed your name to Amy Jamie Katie Johnny One-Eyed Goose Lucy 10,000 Roses Madeline Man from Milwaukee Hanson. (From boomeranggirl)
That's what everyone calls you. (From boomeranggirl)
You take a giant spotlight and flash "I Love You, Taylor" in Morse code directly beneath their airplane. (From boomeranggirl)
You force your friends to come over and ring your doorbell (tuned to Mmmbop, of course) every ten minutes. (From boomeranggirl)
You have a 5'7" poster of Taylor Hanson which you pretend is the real Taylor Hanson. (from-Taylor's dreamgirl)
You think the new toy, "Bop It" is in honor of Hanson's song,MMMBop,and freak out and buy one at Wal-mart "bopping" it ALL DAY.Hey,you had fun!!!!(From Jessica)
whenever you go to your mom's friend's house, you sit and stare at the door. When Tay doesn't come, you cry so loud on the way home, cars pull over thinking an ambulence is coming. (from VANVMZ)
you answer, on your calculus test, that the cosine of X is Mmmbop! Don't ask me how I know that, I don't want to have to admit it in writing. (From Mandy)
You name you nano pet or any electronic pet ike,tay,or zac, and when it dies you cry and cry and say," i killed hanson!!" and tell all your friends hanson died(From mmmtaylor9)
You just read all the signs and threw a party when you found out they all apply to you(From Baby Spice)
Your BF of 3 years dumped you cuz you scare him...I wonder why.....(From Baby Spice)
On the phone, you dial 1-800-TAYLOR and when someone picks up the phone, you scream 'OH MY GOD!!! TAYLOR!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!' Then you try it with Isaac and Zachary. (From TeenAZ)
On your keyboard, the letters H,A,N,S,O,N,R,U,L,E,S are missing (From TeenAZ)
You go to www.hanson.com and notice its not a hanson web-page, but the web-page says 'This is NOT the website of the music group named Hanson. Their website is at http://www.hansonline.com/.' (From teenAZ)
You trade in ALL your old cds execpt MON,Boomerang,Mmmbop(album),Mmmbop (single),Where's the Love and all the imports you could get your hands on and by a bunch of Beach Boys,Chuck Berry,Aretha Franklin and all those oldies that they love so much,you even got one of those old Time Life things at a garage sale.You memorized all of them,I mean you gotta know it for when they ask you to join up with them as the new female member....(From Baby Spice)
You can no longer see the word "Play" on your cd player. (From rosiedilly)
You hijack the airplane you're on and tell the captian to take you to tulsa or you blow up the plane. (From rosiedilly)
You pretend to be shy when they're giving out t-shirts just so Zac will come and carry you up like he did with that other girl. (From rosiedilly)
You walk around downing bags upon bags of jellybeans so if you saw taylor, he might ask you for 1. (From rosiedilly)
You buy both Hanson Biography's even though you know everything about them. (From Tina)
When your parents ask you what you want for Christmas you blurt out "Tay, Ike, and Zac sitting on my bed with red bows on their heads!"(From Katie3634)
At Thanksgiving dinner, everyone has to say what they are most thankful for. After listening to your brother-in-law go on about being thankful for the family and to God, it's your turn. You yell, "I am thankful to Tay, Ike, and Zac Hanson!!! They have made me what I am today!!! I am also thankful for everyone included on the Middle of Nowhere album who helped make Hanson fantastic! Thanks be to God for Hanson!!!" Then you sit down blushing because you made a huge fool of yourself. Tee hee! (From Katie3634)
Your parents get a call from your principal saying you've been suspended for spraypainting "I LOVE HANSON 4-EVA!" on the gym floor. He then suggests that your parents send you to a boarding school in Switzerland for some psychological help! (From Katie3534)
You cut the last two classes of the day just so you can spraypaint "TAYLOR HANSON, WILL YOU MARRY ME?" on the football field in white paint. When asked why you did this, you respond simply "Hey, what if they fly over our school on the way to China or something?"(From Katie3634)
You've been arrested for assault with a deadly weapon when you attacked the captain of the track and field team with his javelin when he dissed Hanson behind your back. Hey, those puncture wounds will heal. With a few surgeries, they won't even be noticable anymore! (From Katie3634)
While rollerblading down the street, a car passes you blasting Where's the Love on its radio. You freak out and skid to a stop. Making a U-Turn, you bolt after the car at top speed and stay hot on its trail while singing at the top of your lungs. Unfortunatly, the car comes to a halting stop at a stop sign. You're unable to stop on time and you go flying through the back window and end up dead in the backseat of the car. But it was all worth it to die while listening to Hanson's sweet voices fill your ears.( Ok, so this may sound a little far fetched, but hey, it's 1:24am and my mind isn't totally with it) (From KAtie3634)
After going to a Hanson concert in your home town, you lock yourself in your room and cry yourself to sleep. You swear Tay was staring at you when he sang I Will Come to You. You freak out when you're best bud points out that you had mascara running down your face and your hair looked like a Chia Pet!!! You swear never to forgive her for not telling you sooner! (From Katie3634)
Since your parents finally let you get a pet you decide on a cat. You wanted to name it Mama (like Tay's cat) but you realize you already named your turtle Mama (i heard Ike brings a turtle with him when he goes away from home). So you compromise and name your new cat Isaazacaylor.(From katie3634)
Your nickname at school is "Hanson" (From Jessica)
You start a band with your two friends (cuz your 2 sisters hate hanson) and you're lead vocalist/keyboards just cuz Tay is. (From Jessica)>[? You make your voice sound like taylor's or ike's and sing your three syllable name over "madeline" (From Jessica)
You make a video of all the hanson songs with your band and send em to hanson, hoping they'll use your idea (From Jessica)
You dye your hair blond and you realize you could be tay for halloween! (From Jessica)
You go to the mall buy everything that you want. Wrap them up in wrapping paper. And on the front where the person that sent it to you name should be you right "Hanson, Tulsa Ok." and insist that they loved you so much and bought you all this stuff. (From tayhnsnluv)
When "the night is dark and stormy" you walk around your house saying "Hanson should be here any minute now.....any minute" And when they don't show you yell at your Mom for making your house to scary for Halloween and say that that's why they didn't come. (From tayhnsnluv)
On Halloween you insist to dress up as Gwen Stefani, because Hanson likes her. And you think if you go to Tulsa for Halloween dressed as Gwen then they would think you were her and kiss you (From tayhnsnluv)
Your Mom comes into your room because she hears you and your sister fighting (she started it), she asks you whats going on you start singing where's the love because at the beginning Tay says "Something's been going on and I don't know what it is.(From tayhnsnluv)
There is a park called "Hanson Park", even though it is the stupidest park you insist to live in the house next to it. After you move into the house you ask the government if you can fix up the park a little. The next day your Mom comes outside to see that the park is filled up with Hanson news bulletins, pictures (in cases so they don't get ruined), and Hanson everything."(From tayhnsnluv)
Almost all the kids at your school hate Hanson, so you tell the principal that you want to hold an important assembly, when he/she agrees the school is immediatly called into the auditorium and you get up on stage and shout out: I LOVE HANSON then start singing MMM Bop, they practically have to pry you off the stage and for the rest of the day all you say is HANSON RULES! (From Kira)
When the part in the MMMBop vid comes on and Taylor turns his head to the side you turn your head and kiss the tv screen saying to everyone around you "ya know where he calls someone on the phone well he called me and told me to do that--(From ILuvTay978 )
You ran out of room for posters so you started paying your sibling rent for use of their walls. (From I3hanson)
You think everyword someone says sounds like hanson or Taylor (From I3Hanson)
You actaully convinced your mum to let you go to the Halloween Concert in Chicago (From babyspice)
Your sister has finally convinced you to let her listen to your MON cd in her room (only if your in there, because you never ever ever wanna miss one of their songs) but when you go to take your cd out of the player it takes you 1440 hrs to get it out because you forgot where the OPEN button is!!!! ( from supergirl34)
You've gotten 2 of your best friends to go as HANSON to the school costum dance with you, each as your fave HANSON. (From Zacsdreamer)
The room you share with your sibling is filled with so many Hanson posters, that they are threatening to rip them all down, and you burst out crying(From ILUVITZ11)
You e-mail MTV after they made fun of them and tell them off-and the radios when Hanson isnt number one(From ILUVITZ11)
You actually *care* what colors their toothbrushes are.(From Tara)
Your sister, who HATES Hanson, knows what colors their toothbrushes are. (From Tara)
You tape a Hanson picture to the middle of your glasses so you can stare at them all the time. Oh, sure you run into things all the and go cross-eyed, but heck, it's HANSON! (From Tara)
You lock your cousin Madeline in your closet so she'll never have a chance to "go around again" with Taylor.(From Tara)
You start trying to send subliminal messages to your teachers by sticking things in the middle of your sentences. Like: "Pulmonary circulation hansonrules is the flow of blood from the heart tay'ssohot to the lungs."(From Tara)
In Spanish class, the teacher is reviewing vocab and when she says "handsome", you think she says "Hanson" and instead of saying "guapo" your eyes glaze over and you say "They're sooo hot..." in a dreamy voice. (From Tara)
When that happens, and your teacher says, "No, I said HANDSOME," you say, "Yeah, they are, aren't they..."(From Tara)
In art class you're supposed to draw a portrait of someone you know and you draw a life-sized picture of your favorite Hanson.(From Tara)
You start a band for the express purpose of getting famous and meeting Hanson. (From Tara)
You jump up and down and scream when your chorus director gives you a new piece of music to learn and it's called "Like an Eagle". (From Tara)
You write a Hanson fiction story and publish it in the school newspaper.(From Tara)
You break down and cry in the bookstore when you don't have enough money to buy all 17 teeny-bopper magazines with Hanson in them. (From Tara)
You cry so much and make such a scene that the clerk lets you have the magazines for free.(From Tara)
You petition your sister, who's a senior, to make "I Will Come To You" the senior class song. (From Tara)
When your sister won't do it, you start campaigning 2 years in advance to make "I Will Come To You" YOUR senior class song. (From Tara)
You decide to combine Sailor Moon and Hanson and you make "Sailor Hanson" who protects the Hanson brothers from evil Nega-creeps (i.e.: Hanson haters) who want to steal their energy. (From Tara)
You are walking down the street and see a cloud that looks EXACTLY like the Hanson symbol * |-(-\)\| * and you start screaming.(From Tara)
You get out your special-ordered ground-to-air missile launcher and blow up the plane that flew through the |-(-\)\| cloud and messed it up.(From Tara)
You cry every night 'cause your computer crashed and you can't see any Hanson web site for a week!( from Sarah)
You listen to MON soooooooooooooooo much, even Hanson would be sick of it!!!!(from Sarah)
You have a total brake down when your local weather station says,' all this week it will be warm and sunny' now Hanson will never 'Come to you' (From Sarah)
While in chruch your pastor is reading from the bible about Sarah and Abraham and you start screaming when you see Sarah is the mother of Isacca! (from Sarah)
You color your beautiful blonde hair a dark brown just 'cause Hanson says they like brunetts!!(from Sarah)
Nobody on your swimteam likes you because all you talk about is Hanson!! (from Sarah)
You spend your school year memorizing the classes of the boys in your school that look like any one of the Hanson's(From Cobra201)
You have saved up all the "Hansen's" fruit drinks you have ever drinken and you force your friends to give you all their cans, then you make a collage with the cans, and mail it off to hanson (From Cobra201)
Your guy friend that sounds like Taylor is over at your house and when he's in the other room playing video games with your siblings, you pretend that he's Taylor whenever he talks. Then you call your friend and go "Look!! Taylor's at my huse!!" and you hold the phone so that she can hear him talking (From Cobra201)
You beg everyone you know to get a cold and give it to you just so you can sound like Taylor (From Cobra201)
You go to Laser Tag so much just to be like Hanson that you have learned how to get the highest score in the game everytime you go to Laser Tag (From Cobra201)
You and your 2 other friends parade around school with your hair died blonde calling eachother the "The Hanson Sisters"(From Cobra201)
You are late to class because you used the payphone at school to call the Hanson Hotline. (From Cobra201)
You and your friends dance around the streets singing Hanson songs hoping that a director or someone that knows Hanson will spot you and put you in Hanson's next music video (From Cobra201)
You and 2 other friends made up a dance to I Will Come To You, and you plan to preform it at the school talent show (From Cobra201)
You made your mom get a lisence plate that says "Mmmbop" or "HnsnLvr"(From Cobra201)
You and your friends run around school screaming "LIME JELLO RULES!!!!!!!"(From Cobra201)
Your screen saver is of red, green and blue jello floating across the screen And everytime the *Green* floats across the screen, you scream to your computer "Lime jello rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (From Cobra201)
For your school picture (of the whole grade together) you make you and your friend lean against eachother's shoulders and pose like Taylor (From Cobra201)
You collect as many bananas as you can to make the hanson logo, then you paint them orange and hang it from your celeing. (From Cobra201)
You stay up every night passed 12 waiting for the time to be 14:40 so you can make a wish about Hanson...Too bad you have a nervous breakdown when you find out that after 12:59 it goes back to 1. (From Cobra201)
You buy a set of yellow walkie talkies and force your brother to go into another room and pretend he's an alien. (From Cobra201)
You record yourself playing Mmmbop on the guitar/keyboard and singing along over and over again until you sound exactly like Taylor (From Cobra201)
Your answering machine is playing Mmmbop in the backround (From Cobra201)
You just found out that the really dorky, ugly boy's middle name that you sit next to in English is Taylor, but you immediatelly ask him out anywways. (From Cobra201)
You take the barbie legs off of a barbie and dance around screaming Hanson songs and pretending to play the drums with the barbie legs. After you've had your fun, you wrap them up and send them to Zac as a birthday present, because you know he will just die laughing!! He would love to try using barbie legs for drumsticks, I can just picture it now!!! (From Cobra201)
You force you parents let you have private bongo lessons instructed by a guy name Taylor. (From Cobra201)
Your brother and his guy friends have posters of Hanson on their walls. (From Cobra201)
You ask the little boy in your camp, Taylor Hanssen, on a date, even if he's only 6 years old... (From Cobra201)
You jump around the classroom when you find out that your History teacher's new baby boy was born on the same day as Taylor! (From Cobra201)
The following signs are courtesy Claire at The Ultimate Hanson LInks page! She is taking them down from her site and is donating them here! Thanks Claire!
Your room is a museum of Hanson memorabilia - you're especially proud of your autographed toothbrush.
You have I LOVE HANSON (or your brother of choice) tatooed somewhere on your body.
You wake up every morning just before Ike is about to confess his eternal love to you.
You have your radio station's # on preset so you can speed dial them.
When someone puts down Hanson your defense is either A) I LOVE Taylor!, B) Taylor is NOT a girl or C) Taylor is MMM MMM good!
You cry at night because you heard a rumor Zac was going to cut his hair.
You turn off the radio if anything other than Hanson is on.
You're getting really good at drawing Taylor's lips.
You consider yourself Hanson's #1 fan.
You have a pic of Taylor in a locket you wear 24-7, even in the shower
Your motto: So many Hansons, so little time
Surprisingly, MMMBop is still your favorite song.
You're still hoping that they come out with their own clothing line.
You constantly scan the streets for Ike look-alikes.
3 words: Zac is mine.
You insist 'Unsolved Mysteries' do a report on Johnny and where he went to
When your teachers ask 'Where's your homework?' you shrugg and reply 'yeah, but Where's the Love?'
You talk to your pillow like it was Taylor
You're convinced Zac is sending you telepathic messages
You make your locker a shrine to taylor, and if anyone walks within 10 feet of it, you scream